Scottish Re and the Tale of the Unintentional Daytrade

So I woke up this morning and I did my usual.  I brushed my teeth, took a shower, and of course looked at the top losers of the day.   “Scottish Re is down over 70%,” I said to myself in disbelief.  I thought this may have been a mistake.  I logged onto my brokerage account and it wasn’t.  So I bought some shares and within two minutes I made a 10% profit.  I decided to sell on  the notion that I just made 10% of my investment in several minutes.  I was planning to hold onto this a while but I figured that that would be the highest rate of return I’ll ever have.  Also, it makes a good story for this blog.